Teaching someone to ride an off-road motorcycle is simple enough. It’s just a matter of some hand gestures, some finger pointing, and a bit of yelling. “That’s the clutch, that’s the throttle… let that one out and give it some of that. There you go. Oops, you stalled. Okay, give it more of that and let that out slower. Off you go… Hey, slow down. The brake, the brake, use the brake… crap, not that one.”